I was hoping my wife would make a big deal over it at breakfast to cheer me up, but I got nothing. On my last birthday I woke up a little bummed about getting older. Pablo PicassoĪ diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. There is still no cure for the common birthday. Nieces’ and Nephews’ birthdays are the perfect time to get even for everything your brother or sister did to you when you were a kid.Įxcellent payback presents include drum kits with cymbals, tap dancing shoes, electric guitars with loud amps, BB guns, noisy video games, whoopee cushions, and of course, fireworks. On your birthday, click your heels together three times and say, “There’s no place like Rome.” “There’s no place like Rome.” (Because you definitely don’t want to wind up in Kansas.) Funny Birthday Jokes: Payback Time Bridger Winegar When you stop getting presents, you should be able to stop counting your birthdays. You're not going to find a more thoughtful present than a Lowe's gift card purchased in the grocery store checkout line. What greeting card can you only find in Alabama? “Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!”
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